Sukone Tei New Vocaloid CrVIPton 2Chan

2Ch Trolls the Internet with “New Vocaloid”

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Sukone Tei New Vocaloid CrVIPton 2Chan

Via Sankaku Complex (link NSFW): regulars on infamous Japanese message board 2Chan faked the release of a “new Vocaloid” to troll Crypton fans all over the Internet.

First announced via its “official website” Crvipton, Sukone Tei is the “newest Vocaloid” to join other Crypton talents Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin and Len, Kaito and Meiko, and Megurine Luka.

Tei offers “a clear and sweet” vocal range different from all the current Vocaloids, which matches her “clear and sweet” personality.

However, a closer inspection reveals Sukone Tei’s real nature: she is scarily obsessed with Len, and plans to murder Miku at the slightest opportunity. Her profiles reads: “I would like to be the main character so I will dispose of Hatsune Miku as soon as I can.”

“I love love love love love love love love love Kagamine Len. I like to make him cakes but it’s difficult and I fail all the time. But that’s okay since I love love love love love love love love love him so much that I would gladly cut off my own right hand for him. And he will definitely love me back.”, she continues.

The funny thing about Tei is that several overseas Vocaloid fans bought the whole thing hook, line, and sinker. I guess fans should learn Japanese if they don’t want to be taken in by those jokers at 2Ch :D

Thanks to lainewell for pointing out this link :D

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8 Comments

  1. The one she is obsessed with is Kagamine Len, not Rin. ^^

  2. ooooohhh I’m loving her bhuwahahahahahaahaha

  3. Hahahah. Some Vocaloid fans actually got hooked with that psycho???O_o
    good thing you warned us about this. :)

  4. lol that’s the thing with 2chan — they make it very, very believable :DDDD

  5. if Len Kagamine figures it out, he’s got a girl that would have sex with him if given the order.

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